I crashed while ‘flying’ from Benin to UK, says a man found in Sapele river
A man found in Sapele river says he crash landed while flying from Benin to UK.
Sapele—A man, who
confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to
attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going
on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom, was, yesterday,
discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.
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| fuel finished in my private jet |
Fuel finished in my ‘private
jet.’ The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in
the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private
jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it
finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can
continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football,
because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”
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